Scariest Thing on TV

"He's John Basedow, He's gonna show you how,

To Reach you potential, and turn

Your whole life around.....

It's Fitness Made Simple, Made for Real People"

Who else sees this commercial and immediately wants to get off their ass and start pumping iron, John Basedow style? Actually I don't. This guy looks like the biggest twatwaffle ever, not to mention the fact that it looks like his head is pasted on a different body. I've never seen a more mismatched head and body. He's does have one thing going for him though. He sports one of the nicest pompadours I've seen in years. But seriously, this guy scares this shit out of me. The only saving grace from that commercial is that catchy little jingle. There were rumors that Basedow got killed in the Tsunami a couple years ago. I bet he saw it coming and bench pressed ansd squatted his way out of it. Nothing can keep that guy down. Maybe he lost all his shirts in the storm too because I'm not sure I've ever seen one on him on tv.