Get Jared Fogle off my TV screen
As I sat here and watched the exciting conclusion to the Colts vs. Steelers playoff game, I was so graciously greeted with a slew of Subway commercials with none other than that fucktard Jared Fogle. You all know this tool. He is the guy who lost a couple hundred pounds eating heros twice a day. I think he also managed to sneak in one lap around a track everyday. Talk about dedication. OK good for that guy. He got in shape. Buy why after 5 years do I still have to look at this asshole grace my TV screen?
Not only does Jared give me Subway commercials every ten minutes, but now I have to listen to his "expert commentary" following the playoff game in the studio. Are you kidding me? What could he commentate on? Which Steeler will eat the Seafood and Crab and whic
h one will opt for the Cold Cut Trio? He had on a Marvin Harrison Colts jersey to boot. Too bad your team just took a faceplant in their first playoff game. This was the team that was going for an undefeated record just a few weeks ago. Biggest choke ever if you ask me. So it's nice Jared that you are a fan of a choking team. Too bad you don't choke yourself, but this time on a footlong BMT. Better yet, I hope you gain all that weight back and look like this again. Your 15 minutes are up. GO AWAY!
posted by Scoot @ 1:56 PM
4 Comments:
Where do you get off? Jared is a hero to the common man. I love him and love seeing him on tv on a daily basis. Tomato says he sees him and hes hooked on the Garlic Knots at Sabaro these days and has gained some weight back
im sorry for your loss ill buy you tacos to take your mind off this
please be more consistent with your blog sir
Speaking of fucktards, here's Danny:
Hoping anyone would get AIDS puts you ahead of Jared in the race for Asshat of the Year. Good luck!
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