Too fast, too furious

Tonight I will get to experience a Silvistrinis pie for the first time ever. If it's only half as good as I have heard, I believe I am in for a life changing meal. Next on the list is Bordinaros. It was highly recommended to my by Dirk Kissle, a pizza afficianado if i've ever seen one. He grew up on the south side, so as a Lincoln dago, he knows his italian. He recommended the spicy pizza. It has italian sausage, banana peppers, red peppers, green peppers, pepperoncini, yellow peppers, pepper sauce, pepper, but believe it or not, no pepperoni. Who would have thought. Dirk and I had a nice conversation today about thongs and basketball. He quizzed me on various basketball questions and I'm proud to say I came out with 100% accuracy.

In a related sports story, I am now 17 dollars richer as I have taken first place in the college football pool run by my step dad. It came down to the last game. When Texas pulled off the miracle win, they also sealed it up for this guy. Vince Young had probably the greatest game I've ever seen on such a big stage for any college football player. If only the Chiefs could somehow draft this guy. He is the future of the NFL.

I now have to work Saturday because my boss decides he is going to drive to Pennsylvania to pick up a motor that he bought off ebay. He is planning to drive through the night to get there, pick up the motor in exchange for 6 thousand dollars in cash, and turn around and head home. I personally think its pretty insane. He is not even telling his wife that he is buying this thing. Apparently he has a bunch of extra cash from selling his own parts to his vehicle. He plans to put it in his mustang to make it go faster. How fast you ask? Well he said it will be too fast for even street racing. I dont really know how thats possible, but I'll trust him on this one. He would know if anybody.

Today an old lady at work came up to me and was bitching that something was going to be out of date in 2 days. She was going on and on about how we wouldn't be able to sell it now, its too late. So after all this she finally got to her point..."will you give it to me for half price?" Now normally I would think about doing this, but this lady was such a bitch that I would rather throw it away than give her the satisfaction of getting it half off. To be honest though, I really dont vie a shit if we have to throw it away. I'm not the one making or losing money. But if this wasn't enough, she also happened to have the most rancid breath that I have smelled since the great dump truck incident of 98. She thought it was necissary to get up in my grill to get her point accross. I had to turn my head to the side and pretend to look on the shelf for things just to avoid some of the stench. I then directed her to the mouthwash aisle and told her we have a great special going on.