Holiday Spirit All Year Round

So I can't wait for this Saturday as I get to celebrate Christmas all over again, over a month since the actual event. Hy-Vee thought it would be a good idea to throw the holid
ay party on January 28th of all times. I sure hope there is a Christmas tree, stalkings, and mistletoe strewn about. I'm also looking forward to seeing my co-workers shit faced.

The biggest part of the night will be the prizes, however. The top prize is 500 bucks in cash, but I'd take any of the top 10 prizes gladly, save the $200 gift card to the Sportsman's Warehouse...what the hell am I going to do with that? Get some camoflage get-up and a nice rifle? I think the top 10 prizes go with no strings attached, but the lower set of prizes must be earned by a series of Fear Factor type challenges. I better not have to eat monkeys brains just to get a giant checkerboard set. Hopefully I can come out of there with a decent prize and all my limbs still attached. Wish me luck.