Cal Woods, Man of the Hour

While partying it up at the annual 3rd of July Celebration in Valley Junction I had the pleasure of introducing myself to the one and only Cal Woods. That's right folks, THE Cal Woods. While walking past the string of caibos, out pops the face behind the local Fox News. Cal is so good he makes Ron Burgandy look like he belongs on a college local access show.

I had to stop him to let him know how big of a fan I really am...even though I never really watch the news, if I did, I would want my info to come from the tan man himself. He was most gracious in his having to deal with drunk people and even wished for our safety for the rest of the night. I now must say move over Kevin Cooney, there is a new sheriff in town in these eyes, and he goes by the name of Cal Woods.