These will be the new popcorn

When I think back to my trip to Manhattan from a couple years ago, many stories come to mind; Carzoli peeing on K-State's old football field, sleeping in a strange store, ISU beating KSU in a huge upset, or even walking home from the bars about five miles since our ride decided to crap out at 11:30. But the lasting memory from that trip was my introduction to the words Batter Crispies. Now for as long as I could remember I loved those little crispy bits of leftovers that lay under the fish in a Long John Silver's platter, but I never knew what to call them. Thanks to Scott Johnson for driving through a LJS at 9 oclock at night and only ordering a drink and Batter Crispies. Who would have thought a delicious meal like that could cost only $1.09? They are such a good compliment to their greasy fish and chicken. Who doesn't love just bits of fried batter that look like rice crispies? I really think they ought to open a stand at the fair for batter crispies, but of course they would have to charge for them unlike LJS. How they can afford to give those little pebbles of eatible gold away for free, I'll never know.

One quick note however. If you are hung over do not attempt to eat any of these delicious morsels, or even picture them in your mind or the smell they emit. You will pay for it big time, I can tell you this from first-hand knowledge. Thank you and enjoy your Batter Crispies.